My Tumblr where you can ask the OCs from my stories and I questions, or you can stalk me and look at all of my updates. I'm not picky which one you choose. Also, to those of you reading this, remember that I am a high-functioning sociopath, not a psychopath; do your research. Ooh, and if you're that guy who's making a character based on me, look in my archives (top corner left; can't miss it) under the tags ME or MY LIFE; trust me, it's accurate. (P.S I also like cats and I would prefer it if I were psychic, since that would help give me ideas for supernatural characters. Thank you.)

Ask--Shelby

nostelgic:

The only thing faster than light is a fangirl who hears her idol come on the tv in another room.

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bananapolisher:

dave

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positivemilk:

But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card

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thisismyoneroomdisco:

adventurerscelebrationgathering:

Tell ‘em.

I dedicate this little number to all those who like to say Disney princesses are nothing but passive, submissive, and horrible role models.

Bless this post.

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asgardian-angels:

Next time on How I Met Your Mother

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friend: hey, how are you?

me: well you'll be excited to know that otp#342 looked at each other last episode so things are really looking up

auroraborealis-thenorthernlights:

humormill:

pictures that need a lot of explaining.

here’s more:

I’m uncomfortable

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